Revealed, the ten most inappropriate chat up lines. Not to be used while flirt dating at the office Christmas party.

19/12/2023 00:00:00

To get in the Christmas spirit we’re going to enjoy 10 chat up you really shouldn’t use when you’re flirt dating or trying to trap off with your beau at the office Christmas party. Remember it’s just for fun!

10. Hey girl are you a little Dominos Pizza? Cause you look hot and ready.

9. Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

8. Is your mum a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

7. Nice set of legs! What time do they open?

6. Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face is fu*ked up.

5 You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

4. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

3. Hey girl did it hurt?, when you broke through earths crust while ascending from hell.

2. Hey girl, you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U

1. I heard you like bad boys? Well I don't mean to brag, but I once logged onto the Disney Channel. . . without my parents permission.

If this doesn’t get you into their stockings this festive season, nothing will. 😉

Have a lovely Christmas.